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Nitwit News – July 29
Nitwit News – July 29

Police in Winter Haven, Florida, are looking for three sweet-tooth thieves. The three men entered a Walmart, went to the candy aisle and selected a large assortment of candy from the shelf. What was on the shelf wasn’t enough, because the suspects asked an employee if there was more candy in the back. The store worker went to the back stock room, retrieved more candy and brought it to the suspects. The men then left the candy aisle and separated through the grocery area briefly, before meeting back up at the doors, exiting without attempting to pay for the merchandise. They made off with $430 worth of candy.

There’s a particularly nasty computer virus that tricks people into paying to download anti-virus software that ultimately doesn’t work. It looks pretty convincing. And sometimes it tries to scare you into paying for a “clean” computer by implying that you have child pornography on your computer. And that’s what happened in Virginia. A 21-year-old man got a popup message with the FBI logo. It said authorities had warrants on file for child porn use. The message was fake, but Jay Riley didn’t know that and instead of paying for the anti-virus software download, he took his computer to authorities — who found photos of underage girls on it.

Teachers in Zambia are threatening to quit over “invisible witches” sleeping with them at night. Educators in Siavonga have packed up their belongings and are ready to flee, claiming “wizards and witches” are forcing them to have sex. A newspaper report says the male teachers complained that they have been having sex with women they cannot see.

Interviews & Bits

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!

Showbiz Smackdown Thursday

Dave from Rossville played “Who’s that Gary Guy?” in one of the final Showbiz Smackdowns!

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Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression