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Nitwit News – July 25
Nitwit News – July 25

A go-getter lawyer who recently passed his bar exam decided to hit the ground running with a mass email blast to thousands of potential employers across the state of Delaware in the hopes that one of them will take a chance on a rookie. But Brian Zulberti didn’t bother to include any of the standard job application attachments such as cover letter or a resume. Instead, Brian decided to let interested parties Google him to find out more about what makes him a worthwhile candidate. And what might an attorney looking to give Brian a shot find upon entering his name into their search engine of choice? His very public Facebook page, which includes a number of semi-nude selfies.

A politician showed his genitals on Instgram — but it’s not Anthony Weiner. A Swedish politician said the Instagram photo of his bare private parts was only supposed to show his new tattoo.

A zonkey has been born in a Florence animal reserve in Italy. What is a zonkey? It’s a hybrid animal that comes when you mix a zebra and donkey. The zonkey born on Saturday has been named Ippo. Ippo the zonkey’s father is a zebra and his mother is a donkey. Ippo was an accident. The owner built a fence to separate the two animals, but somehow they made a love connection.

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Better When Bleeped!

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