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Nitwit News – July 25
Nitwit News – July 25

A go-getter lawyer who recently passed his bar exam decided to hit the ground running with a mass email blast to thousands of potential employers across the state of Delaware in the hopes that one of them will take a chance on a rookie. But Brian Zulberti didn’t bother to include any of the standard job application attachments such as cover letter or a resume. Instead, Brian decided to let interested parties Google him to find out more about what makes him a worthwhile candidate. And what might an attorney looking to give Brian a shot find upon entering his name into their search engine of choice? His very public Facebook page, which includes a number of semi-nude selfies.

A politician showed his genitals on Instgram — but it’s not Anthony Weiner. A Swedish politician said the Instagram photo of his bare private parts was only supposed to show his new tattoo.

A zonkey has been born in a Florence animal reserve in Italy. What is a zonkey? It’s a hybrid animal that comes when you mix a zebra and donkey. The zonkey born on Saturday has been named Ippo. Ippo the zonkey’s father is a zebra and his mother is a donkey. Ippo was an accident. The owner built a fence to separate the two animals, but somehow they made a love connection.

Interviews & Bits

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

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We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews Guardians of the Galaxy

Willie Waffle reviews Guardians of the Galaxy and Get On Up.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard