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Nitwit News – July 25
Nitwit News – July 25

A go-getter lawyer who recently passed his bar exam decided to hit the ground running with a mass email blast to thousands of potential employers across the state of Delaware in the hopes that one of them will take a chance on a rookie. But Brian Zulberti didn’t bother to include any of the standard job application attachments such as cover letter or a resume. Instead, Brian decided to let interested parties Google him to find out more about what makes him a worthwhile candidate. And what might an attorney looking to give Brian a shot find upon entering his name into their search engine of choice? His very public Facebook page, which includes a number of semi-nude selfies.

A politician showed his genitals on Instgram — but it’s not Anthony Weiner. A Swedish politician said the Instagram photo of his bare private parts was only supposed to show his new tattoo.

A zonkey has been born in a Florence animal reserve in Italy. What is a zonkey? It’s a hybrid animal that comes when you mix a zebra and donkey. The zonkey born on Saturday has been named Ippo. Ippo the zonkey’s father is a zebra and his mother is a donkey. Ippo was an accident. The owner built a fence to separate the two animals, but somehow they made a love connection.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!