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Nitwit News – July 25
Nitwit News – July 25

A go-getter lawyer who recently passed his bar exam decided to hit the ground running with a mass email blast to thousands of potential employers across the state of Delaware in the hopes that one of them will take a chance on a rookie. But Brian Zulberti didn’t bother to include any of the standard job application attachments such as cover letter or a resume. Instead, Brian decided to let interested parties Google him to find out more about what makes him a worthwhile candidate. And what might an attorney looking to give Brian a shot find upon entering his name into their search engine of choice? His very public Facebook page, which includes a number of semi-nude selfies.

A politician showed his genitals on Instgram — but it’s not Anthony Weiner. A Swedish politician said the Instagram photo of his bare private parts was only supposed to show his new tattoo.

A zonkey has been born in a Florence animal reserve in Italy. What is a zonkey? It’s a hybrid animal that comes when you mix a zebra and donkey. The zonkey born on Saturday has been named Ippo. Ippo the zonkey’s father is a zebra and his mother is a donkey. Ippo was an accident. The owner built a fence to separate the two animals, but somehow they made a love connection.

Interviews & Bits

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Life Coach Gina Talks Kid Leashes

Is it okay to put your child on a leash? Gina has some thoughts.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews Draft Day, Rio 2

Willie Waffle gives us the reviews on Draft Day, Rio 2 and Oculus.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce and the Officer of the Year

Sgt. Bruce visits Holstein & Co. and brings with him the Champaign Police Officer of the Year.

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Gina Answers a Listener Email

How do you know when it’s time to get married?

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Gina Share the Two Words You Need to Stop Saying to Your Kids

There are two words you need to stop saying to your kids. Life coach Gina tells us.

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Is the 5 Second Rule For Real?

A new British study claims the 5 second rule is the real deal. Drop food on the floor? If you…

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce Has Jury Duty

Sgt. Bruce calls Holstein & Co. before heading off to jury duty.

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Willie Waffle Reviews the 300 Sequel

Did we need a sequel to 300? Hear Willie’s review.