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Nitwit News – January 17
Nitwit News – January 17

A trio of would-be Massachusetts car thieves had to hit the brakes on their plan because none of them knew how to drive a stick. Police in Springfield say the men pulled a knife on a food delivery driver Tuesday night and demanded the grub and his keys. But then they noticed the car had a manual transmission.

A thief in Chicago managed to break halfway into a bar before he was stopped by his own stupidity: Instead of pushing, as the door’s sign instructed, he spent several minutes pulling, eventually giving up and fleeing the scene.

Residents of Fairborn, Ohio, say it’s no laughing matter after an anti-social gang of chickens decided to set up roost in their community The birds have turned the front yards on Montgomery Avenue into barn yards since they mysteriously arrived. Causing damage to property, residents are urging local authorities to take action because no one has claimed ownership for them.

Interviews & Bits

Tim McGraw

Are Tim and Faith divorcing?

One website says there are clues that the two are finished! Holstein and Company is calling bull

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Is it okay to wear underwear more than one day?

Scientists say yes! Melissa says YUCK

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Nitwit News Monday- Thieves butt-dial their victim

If you’re going to rob someone, you may want to lock your smartphones’ keypad

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Weird Fears and Phobias

People have some strange fears, including balloons, worms, cotton balls and unfinished wooden benches!

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Waffle loves American Sniper

He liked The Imitation Game and says Paddington was better than he thought it would be