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Nitwit News – February 6
Nitwit News – February 6

Authorities in Spain discovered 37 large backpacks filled with 2,000 pounds of cocaine floating in the water. The backpacks were outfitted with flotation devices which kept them below the surface, but also kept them from sinking. They were also equipped with GPS navigation.

Wednesday was college football signing day and Eastern Michigan signed a recruit named Lion King Conway. Lion King hails from the wilds of Southfield, Michigan. He plays defensive end.

This Valentine’s Day, Brucie, a small restaurant in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn, New York, will be serving up a one-day-only unique Beyoncé-themed menu. Enjoy dishes with your sweetheart like “Blue Ivy” (an appetizer consisting of Chiriboga Blue Cheese with blue fingerling potatoes), Jay-Ziti, and “Breastiny’s Child” (a veal breast). So what’s the reasoning behind the pop star-named menu? Chef and owner Zahra Pangorra says that she and her staff are huge Beyoncé fans.

Interviews & Bits

Dustin Lynch

Why did you need stitches?

Dustin Lynch was hit in the face with a can of beer mid-concert and needed stitches. What happened that you…

A house overrun with spiders

Thousands of spiders bleeding from the walls.

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Willie Waffle reviews Fury

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