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Nitwit News – February 6
Nitwit News – February 6

Authorities in Spain discovered 37 large backpacks filled with 2,000 pounds of cocaine floating in the water. The backpacks were outfitted with flotation devices which kept them below the surface, but also kept them from sinking. They were also equipped with GPS navigation.

Wednesday was college football signing day and Eastern Michigan signed a recruit named Lion King Conway. Lion King hails from the wilds of Southfield, Michigan. He plays defensive end.

This Valentine’s Day, Brucie, a small restaurant in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn, New York, will be serving up a one-day-only unique Beyoncé-themed menu. Enjoy dishes with your sweetheart like “Blue Ivy” (an appetizer consisting of Chiriboga Blue Cheese with blue fingerling potatoes), Jay-Ziti, and “Breastiny’s Child” (a veal breast). So what’s the reasoning behind the pop star-named menu? Chef and owner Zahra Pangorra says that she and her staff are huge Beyoncé fans.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.