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Nitwit News – February 27
Nitwit News – February 27

There are times in life when an unusual last name just does you no good. For instance in Kankakee County on Valentine’s Day, Illinois State Police arrested a couple who allegedly made a false traffic-accident report. Their last name is Sweetie.

A freshly shaven California man pulled up to a food bank in a fancy limousine, helped himself to food, deodorant, and toothbrushes, and posted a video, bragging that he’ll do it again. Mark Roen, who makes YouTube videos, says that even though what he does “might not be 100 percent morally correct,” it’s important for his audience to see how “bums” are supposedly exploiting the system. In a live stream later captured on YouTube, Roen brags about the haul of goods he’s gotten from a local food bank in the Huntington Beach area while sitting inside a limousine and smoking marijuana.

Jesus Saravia was escorted out of Big Dawgs Sports Cafe in Davie, Florida. Saravia jumped up on a bar and started waving a machete toward women. Some patrons threw bar stools at him while others used pool cues to try to knock the machete from his hand. He ran out of the bar and had to visit a hospital, where police caught up with him later in the day.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.