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Nitwit News – February 27
Nitwit News – February 27

There are times in life when an unusual last name just does you no good. For instance in Kankakee County on Valentine’s Day, Illinois State Police arrested a couple who allegedly made a false traffic-accident report. Their last name is Sweetie.

A freshly shaven California man pulled up to a food bank in a fancy limousine, helped himself to food, deodorant, and toothbrushes, and posted a video, bragging that he’ll do it again. Mark Roen, who makes YouTube videos, says that even though what he does “might not be 100 percent morally correct,” it’s important for his audience to see how “bums” are supposedly exploiting the system. In a live stream later captured on YouTube, Roen brags about the haul of goods he’s gotten from a local food bank in the Huntington Beach area while sitting inside a limousine and smoking marijuana.

Jesus Saravia was escorted out of Big Dawgs Sports Cafe in Davie, Florida. Saravia jumped up on a bar and started waving a machete toward women. Some patrons threw bar stools at him while others used pool cues to try to knock the machete from his hand. He ran out of the bar and had to visit a hospital, where police caught up with him later in the day.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!