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Nitwit News – February 27
Nitwit News – February 27

There are times in life when an unusual last name just does you no good. For instance in Kankakee County on Valentine’s Day, Illinois State Police arrested a couple who allegedly made a false traffic-accident report. Their last name is Sweetie.

A freshly shaven California man pulled up to a food bank in a fancy limousine, helped himself to food, deodorant, and toothbrushes, and posted a video, bragging that he’ll do it again. Mark Roen, who makes YouTube videos, says that even though what he does “might not be 100 percent morally correct,” it’s important for his audience to see how “bums” are supposedly exploiting the system. In a live stream later captured on YouTube, Roen brags about the haul of goods he’s gotten from a local food bank in the Huntington Beach area while sitting inside a limousine and smoking marijuana.

Jesus Saravia was escorted out of Big Dawgs Sports Cafe in Davie, Florida. Saravia jumped up on a bar and started waving a machete toward women. Some patrons threw bar stools at him while others used pool cues to try to knock the machete from his hand. He ran out of the bar and had to visit a hospital, where police caught up with him later in the day.

Interviews & Bits

blowdart injury

What weird way did you injure yourself?

One woman broke her toe after tripping over her lawn mower

baby

Andy’s Missing Stroller: another update

Andy may have “donated” his stroller to a homeless woman

cat

Steve teaches us a new term

What IS wildcat scattering? Steve explains…

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Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

money pile

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?

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Andy’s stroller update

Many people have seen Andy’s stroller that he lost in Campustown, but it still hasn’t been located

PODCAST pod

You’re lying about flossing

And if you say you aren’t lying, you’re lying about lying!