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Nitwit News – February 18
Nitwit News – February 18

Brunswick, Ohio, police were called out to a grocery store one morning about a customer throwing grocery items at an employee. Police say Frances Slyman went to the meat counter to get some special cut filets.
At some point Slyman threw two of the filets at the worker because of an alleged comment the employee made to Slyman’s husband. No word on what was said to provoke the meat assault.

If you suffer from coulrophobia, I have good news: The U.S. may soon experience a clown shortage. It seems as older clowns are dying and not nearly as many younger clowns are joining the ranks to replace them — leading to a drastic decrease in membership at the country’s biggest clown organizations over the past 10 years. The president of Clowns of America International admits “clowning isn’t cool anymore.”

At age 11, Chloe Stirling had two businesses: No Bones About It pet-sitting, and Hey, Cupcake! baking. Her mother said when she reached 16, she’d match her savings for a car, but the young businesswoman had grander plans: She was saving for a bakery. The problem, under Illinois law, was that she didn’t already have a bakery. So when the Madison County Health Department read Chloe’s profile in the newspaper, it shut down her cupcake business. Officials told Chloe’s mom she would have to stop selling cupcakes unless she got a kitchen separate from the family kitchen.

Interviews & Bits

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WIXY was in the parade

And Steve won the parade! Find out how

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Melissa’s Mosquito Bite Remedy

All you need is a metal spoon and some hot water!

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Cherry Spitting Contest

Who spit the cherry pit the farthest?

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Another campaign to get women on money

A group now wants to get women on quarters

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Willie Waffle reviews Magic Mike XXL and Terminator Genesys

Hot guys and aliens…what else do you need? A good script!

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Good advice for avoiding sharks!

This woman has some pretty good (and obvious) advice to keep from being attacked by a shark!

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Nit Wit News Friday: Check your ears!

A teenager found a centipede in his ear! YIKES!