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Nitwit News – December 20
Nitwit News – December 20

A Martin County, Florida, sheriff’s deputy was checking on a reckless vehicle complaint. The driver was reported to be drunk. The deputy found the vehicle at a home that appeared vacant. Neighbors said the driver had been causing a ruckus for hours. At a nearby intersection, a deputy spied Crue Finley, who said the vehicle belonged to him, though said he wasn’t driving. Finley did say he’d been drinking, and the deputy told him to go home. Finley started walking away, but stopped. He put his hands in the air and started jumping and shouting loud enough to be heard by deputies about two blocks away. And that’s when he dropped his pants and exposed his rear end. Deputies caught up with Finley and found a couple of bags of marijuana in his pockets.

In India, the owner of a billboard dedicated to Nelson Mandela was embarrassed after the discovery that a photo of actor Morgan Freeman was used instead of one of the anti-apartheid hero.

Veterinarians in London said a stray puppy brought to a rescue group was found to have swallowed women’s underwear. Barney, a 9-month-old Staffordshire bull terrier, was in his second day at the rescue shelter when a volunteer spotted a pair of women’s panties in his droppings. Barney passed two more pairs of panties during the following days.

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