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Nitwit News – August 7
Nitwit News – August 7

Four guys in Newport Beach, California, were hauled off to jail for suspicion of stealing a sandwich from a parked car. The men made it a couple of miles down the road before they were caught with the $10 lunch.

A Florida man was arrested for falsely reporting that his girlfriend had been kidnapped. When police arrived at his apartment he told them he made the kidnapping call to keep her from moving out.

Criminals locked up in a prison in Brazil have a new way to win early release — knitting. The jailbirds (at the Arisvaldo de Campos Pires prison) have been allowed to perform work knitting clothes for a local fashion designer. The prisoners get a day off their sentence for every three days they knit. Wait, they’re giving prisoners knitting needles?!

 

Interviews & Bits

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews Guardians of the Galaxy

Willie Waffle reviews Guardians of the Galaxy and Get On Up.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard

PODCAST pod

Willie Reviews 3 New Movies

Willie Waffle reviews Hercules, Lucy and And So It Goes.

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Gina: Is It OK To Delete Stuff Off DVR

Is it OK for Melissa to delete stuff off the DVR without telling her husband?