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Nitwit News – August 7
Nitwit News – August 7

Four guys in Newport Beach, California, were hauled off to jail for suspicion of stealing a sandwich from a parked car. The men made it a couple of miles down the road before they were caught with the $10 lunch.

A Florida man was arrested for falsely reporting that his girlfriend had been kidnapped. When police arrived at his apartment he told them he made the kidnapping call to keep her from moving out.

Criminals locked up in a prison in Brazil have a new way to win early release — knitting. The jailbirds (at the Arisvaldo de Campos Pires prison) have been allowed to perform work knitting clothes for a local fashion designer. The prisoners get a day off their sentence for every three days they knit. Wait, they’re giving prisoners knitting needles?!

 

Interviews & Bits

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Another campaign to get women on money

A group now wants to get women on quarters

Channing Tatum

Willie Waffle reviews Magic Mike XXL and Terminator Genesys

Hot guys and aliens…what else do you need? A good script!

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Good advice for avoiding sharks!

This woman has some pretty good (and obvious) advice to keep from being attacked by a shark!

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Nit Wit News Friday: Check your ears!

A teenager found a centipede in his ear! YIKES!

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What weird way did you injure yourself?

One woman broke her toe after tripping over her lawn mower