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Nitwit News – August 7
Nitwit News – August 7

Four guys in Newport Beach, California, were hauled off to jail for suspicion of stealing a sandwich from a parked car. The men made it a couple of miles down the road before they were caught with the $10 lunch.

A Florida man was arrested for falsely reporting that his girlfriend had been kidnapped. When police arrived at his apartment he told them he made the kidnapping call to keep her from moving out.

Criminals locked up in a prison in Brazil have a new way to win early release — knitting. The jailbirds (at the Arisvaldo de Campos Pires prison) have been allowed to perform work knitting clothes for a local fashion designer. The prisoners get a day off their sentence for every three days they knit. Wait, they’re giving prisoners knitting needles?!

 

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!