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Nitwit News – August 6
Nitwit News – August 6

An Orange County, California, sheriff’s deputy was arraigned Monday for misdemeanor assault, stemming from a bad case of tainted pizza. Deputy Juan Tavera pulled over a car last fall — and while no one was looking, blasted a pizza in the back seat with pepper spray. The 19-year-old driver and four of his pals got sick from the pepper-spray pie.

A man was arrested for stealing from a Prince Frederick, Maryland, grocery store. The 45-year-old suspect was found in possession of $75 worth of body wash.

Pennsylvania cops are looking for a mugger who left behind a pair of pink shoes. A robber grabbed a white envelope with $200 inside from a woman outside a bank in Altoona. As the teenage mugger fled on a bike, his pink Adidas sneakers fell off. Cops kept them as evidence.

Interviews & Bits

blowdart injury

What weird way did you injure yourself?

One woman broke her toe after tripping over her lawn mower

baby

Andy’s Missing Stroller: another update

Andy may have “donated” his stroller to a homeless woman

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Steve teaches us a new term

What IS wildcat scattering? Steve explains…

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Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

money pile

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?

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Andy’s stroller update

Many people have seen Andy’s stroller that he lost in Campustown, but it still hasn’t been located

PODCAST pod

You’re lying about flossing

And if you say you aren’t lying, you’re lying about lying!