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Nitwit News – August 6
Nitwit News – August 6

An Orange County, California, sheriff’s deputy was arraigned Monday for misdemeanor assault, stemming from a bad case of tainted pizza. Deputy Juan Tavera pulled over a car last fall — and while no one was looking, blasted a pizza in the back seat with pepper spray. The 19-year-old driver and four of his pals got sick from the pepper-spray pie.

A man was arrested for stealing from a Prince Frederick, Maryland, grocery store. The 45-year-old suspect was found in possession of $75 worth of body wash.

Pennsylvania cops are looking for a mugger who left behind a pair of pink shoes. A robber grabbed a white envelope with $200 inside from a woman outside a bank in Altoona. As the teenage mugger fled on a bike, his pink Adidas sneakers fell off. Cops kept them as evidence.

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