Holstein and Company Mornings

Nitwit News – August 6
Nitwit News – August 6

An Orange County, California, sheriff’s deputy was arraigned Monday for misdemeanor assault, stemming from a bad case of tainted pizza. Deputy Juan Tavera pulled over a car last fall — and while no one was looking, blasted a pizza in the back seat with pepper spray. The 19-year-old driver and four of his pals got sick from the pepper-spray pie.

A man was arrested for stealing from a Prince Frederick, Maryland, grocery store. The 45-year-old suspect was found in possession of $75 worth of body wash.

Pennsylvania cops are looking for a mugger who left behind a pair of pink shoes. A robber grabbed a white envelope with $200 inside from a woman outside a bank in Altoona. As the teenage mugger fled on a bike, his pink Adidas sneakers fell off. Cops kept them as evidence.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.