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Nitwit News – August 23
Nitwit News – August 23

Arizona anti-alcohol cops pounced on a dad at a Cardinals NFL preseason game after he had his 15-year-old son hold his beer for a moment while dad took pics. The officers booted the family out of the stadium, and state liquor officials said that if they had been stricter, the dad could have gotten two years in jail.

The Illinois Department of Employment Security’s website has a tool allowing users to view the site in the fictional Klingon language from Star Trek. Greg Rivara, a spokesman for the department, said the language was offered alongside English, Spanish, Polish, Chinese and Russian as a promotion for the film Star Trek: Into Darkness earlier in the summer, but officials decided to keep it due to a positive response from the public and an increase in the website’s traffic. The language translation doesn’t cost the department any money because it uses the free Microsoft Translate service.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!