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Nitwit News – August 23
Nitwit News – August 23

Arizona anti-alcohol cops pounced on a dad at a Cardinals NFL preseason game after he had his 15-year-old son hold his beer for a moment while dad took pics. The officers booted the family out of the stadium, and state liquor officials said that if they had been stricter, the dad could have gotten two years in jail.

The Illinois Department of Employment Security’s website has a tool allowing users to view the site in the fictional Klingon language from Star Trek. Greg Rivara, a spokesman for the department, said the language was offered alongside English, Spanish, Polish, Chinese and Russian as a promotion for the film Star Trek: Into Darkness earlier in the summer, but officials decided to keep it due to a positive response from the public and an increase in the website’s traffic. The language translation doesn’t cost the department any money because it uses the free Microsoft Translate service.

Interviews & Bits

Tim McGraw

Are Tim and Faith divorcing?

One website says there are clues that the two are finished! Holstein and Company is calling bull

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Is it okay to wear underwear more than one day?

Scientists say yes! Melissa says YUCK

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Nitwit News Monday- Thieves butt-dial their victim

If you’re going to rob someone, you may want to lock your smartphones’ keypad

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Weird Fears and Phobias

People have some strange fears, including balloons, worms, cotton balls and unfinished wooden benches!

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Waffle loves American Sniper

He liked The Imitation Game and says Paddington was better than he thought it would be