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Nitwit News – August 2
Nitwit News – August 2

An officer responding to an alarm at Mainland High School in Daytona Beach, Florida, pulled over Vincent Ewell and Lindsay Longbottom while they were driving away from the school. Police said they found open doors and vandalized vending machines at the school. The pair allegedly told officers they broke into the school because they needed a place to have sex and keep the encounter a secret from Longbottom’s boyfriend. And the vandalized vending machines? Ewell told officers he had the “beer munchies,” police said

A Portuguese court has ordered a waste removal company to rehire an employee it fired for being drunk on his rounds and said tipsy trash men appear happier to members of the public.

One bear must have been craving German food — it pushed away an entire dumpster from the Edelweiss Restaurant in Colorado Springs Wednesday night. The restaurant posted security camera video on Facebook that shows the bear sniffing around in the alley behind the restaurant. Then you see the bear stand up on its hind legs and push the trash bin out of view. Check out the video:

 

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

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gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.