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Nitwit News – August 2
Nitwit News – August 2

An officer responding to an alarm at Mainland High School in Daytona Beach, Florida, pulled over Vincent Ewell and Lindsay Longbottom while they were driving away from the school. Police said they found open doors and vandalized vending machines at the school. The pair allegedly told officers they broke into the school because they needed a place to have sex and keep the encounter a secret from Longbottom’s boyfriend. And the vandalized vending machines? Ewell told officers he had the “beer munchies,” police said

A Portuguese court has ordered a waste removal company to rehire an employee it fired for being drunk on his rounds and said tipsy trash men appear happier to members of the public.

One bear must have been craving German food — it pushed away an entire dumpster from the Edelweiss Restaurant in Colorado Springs Wednesday night. The restaurant posted security camera video on Facebook that shows the bear sniffing around in the alley behind the restaurant. Then you see the bear stand up on its hind legs and push the trash bin out of view. Check out the video:

 

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Willie Waffle Reviews 4 Movies

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