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Nitwit News – August 15
Nitwit News – August 15

A couple of thieves in England faced off against police for five hours. Patrol officers noticed the nighttime break-in at a cafe, and soon had it surrounded. The men refused to come out, and even armed themselves with knives. The siege finally came to an end, and the men were charged. They had reportedly broken into the cafe for a bite of quiche

When a Florida judge allowed Angela Estrella to remove her ankle bracelet monitor, the accused attempted murderer allegedly fled, renting a car and driving north. Her rental car broke down and she called for a tow truck. When the tow truck operator turned his back Estrella allegedly jumped in and drove off. The truck was equipped with GPS and police apprehended Estrella when she stopped for gas.

A doctor in Russia was busted after he was called on to remove five grams of heroin from a drug runner’s stomach — but then turned in only two grams. Cops got suspicious when they arrived to collect the drugs and found the suspect and the doctor high and unresponsive.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.