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Nitwit News – August 12
Nitwit News – August 12

A Russian man tired of credit-card offers turned the tables on the country’s biggest online bank by drawing up his own contract and slipping it past the clueless moneymen. The 42-year-old (Dmitry Agarkov) doctored the fine print on a bank contract to give himself unlimited credit at zero percent interest with no fees or penalties ever — and the bank signed off. The bank came after Agarkov for $1,363 in late charges, but a judge ruled in his favor.

An Arizona man who built a pirate-ship-shaped tree house in his back yard is on the hunt to find his treasure after someone broke into it. Mike Shepard says thieves took a door off its hinges and made off with $5,000 worth of his stuff, including real gold coins, jewelry and swords.

Christina Andrews of Pensacola, Florida, decided that she needed to take drastic action about the size of her breasts. So she prepared a large sign in pretty pink with blue letters which simply read: “Not Homeless, Need Boobs,” and stood at busy road junctions hoping for donations. Christina says, “I just want bigger boobs, because I’m not happy with the ones I have and I figured this was a good way to do it.” She says that even when she didn’t get money she was happy that she was able to make people smile.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard

PODCAST pod

Willie Reviews 3 New Movies

Willie Waffle reviews Hercules, Lucy and And So It Goes.

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Gina: Is It OK To Delete Stuff Off DVR

Is it OK for Melissa to delete stuff off the DVR without telling her husband?

PODCAST pod

Andy Calls WIXY To Quit

Hear what happens when Andy calls the station to say he’s quitting.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews 3 New Films

Willie Waffle reviews Planes: Fire & Rescue, Sex Tape and The Purge: Anarchy.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce and the Local Flooding

Sgt. Bruce was on duty Saturday, July 12, when WIXY Country got 5+ inches of rain.

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Garth Brooks Will Talk to Andy Roberts!

Andy Roberts will be the first to know where Garth Brooks’ world tour kicks off!