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Nitwit News – April 7
Nitwit News – April 7

A three-alarm fire broke out at a wedding outside Boston just after the bride and groom were pronounced husband and wife. Flames broke through the roof of the historic Lakeview Pavilion in Foxborough on Saturday night, destroying it. The fire began at the end of the wedding just as the bride, groom and their wedding party walked down the aisle. Everyone got out safely, including the 150 or so guests.

A plane carrying almost 400 cows was forced to make an emergency landing because of a smoke alarm. After the Boeing 747 landed at Heathrow Airport in London technicians inspected the plane, but found no evidence of any smoke. Instead, they concluded that the alarm was set off by the cows.

Interviews & Bits

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!

Showbiz Smackdown Thursday

Dave from Rossville played “Who’s that Gary Guy?” in one of the final Showbiz Smackdowns!

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Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression