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Nitwit News – April 25
Nitwit News – April 25

Students in Orillia, Ontario, Canada, were ordered to stay in their classrooms Thursday while emergency crews dealt with a 600-pound threat — a female moose.

A 10-year-old was caught dealing pot at an elementary school in Greeley, Colorado. The sale brought the fourth-grader an extra $11 in his pocket. The 10-year-old had apparently swiped some marijuana from his grandparents and brought it in to school to sell to some classmates. The grandparents owned the pot legally.

A wealthy British couple who noticed clothes and jewelery going missing discovered the culprit was their nanny. The couple spotted photos of the nanny wearing the wife’s clothing and jewelry on Facebook.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.