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Nitwit News – April 25
Nitwit News – April 25

Students in Orillia, Ontario, Canada, were ordered to stay in their classrooms Thursday while emergency crews dealt with a 600-pound threat — a female moose.

A 10-year-old was caught dealing pot at an elementary school in Greeley, Colorado. The sale brought the fourth-grader an extra $11 in his pocket. The 10-year-old had apparently swiped some marijuana from his grandparents and brought it in to school to sell to some classmates. The grandparents owned the pot legally.

A wealthy British couple who noticed clothes and jewelery going missing discovered the culprit was their nanny. The couple spotted photos of the nanny wearing the wife’s clothing and jewelry on Facebook.

Interviews & Bits

Dustin Lynch

Why did you need stitches?

Dustin Lynch was hit in the face with a can of beer mid-concert and needed stitches. What happened that you…

A house overrun with spiders

Thousands of spiders bleeding from the walls.