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Nitwit News – April 25
Nitwit News – April 25

Students in Orillia, Ontario, Canada, were ordered to stay in their classrooms Thursday while emergency crews dealt with a 600-pound threat — a female moose.

A 10-year-old was caught dealing pot at an elementary school in Greeley, Colorado. The sale brought the fourth-grader an extra $11 in his pocket. The 10-year-old had apparently swiped some marijuana from his grandparents and brought it in to school to sell to some classmates. The grandparents owned the pot legally.

A wealthy British couple who noticed clothes and jewelery going missing discovered the culprit was their nanny. The couple spotted photos of the nanny wearing the wife’s clothing and jewelry on Facebook.

Interviews & Bits

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!

Showbiz Smackdown Thursday

Dave from Rossville played “Who’s that Gary Guy?” in one of the final Showbiz Smackdowns!

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Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression