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Nitwit News – April 25
Nitwit News – April 25

Students in Orillia, Ontario, Canada, were ordered to stay in their classrooms Thursday while emergency crews dealt with a 600-pound threat — a female moose.

A 10-year-old was caught dealing pot at an elementary school in Greeley, Colorado. The sale brought the fourth-grader an extra $11 in his pocket. The 10-year-old had apparently swiped some marijuana from his grandparents and brought it in to school to sell to some classmates. The grandparents owned the pot legally.

A wealthy British couple who noticed clothes and jewelery going missing discovered the culprit was their nanny. The couple spotted photos of the nanny wearing the wife’s clothing and jewelry on Facebook.

Interviews & Bits

blowdart injury

What weird way did you injure yourself?

One woman broke her toe after tripping over her lawn mower

baby

Andy’s Missing Stroller: another update

Andy may have “donated” his stroller to a homeless woman

cat

Steve teaches us a new term

What IS wildcat scattering? Steve explains…

bear_display

Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

money pile

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?

podcast 4

Andy’s stroller update

Many people have seen Andy’s stroller that he lost in Campustown, but it still hasn’t been located

PODCAST pod

You’re lying about flossing

And if you say you aren’t lying, you’re lying about lying!