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Nitwit News – April 2
Nitwit News – April 2

A semi-truck containing fragile cargo was reported stolen from behind a southwest Florida 7-Eleven. The truck’s driver told deputies he had parked the semi with a refrigerated trailer behind the 7-Eleven Sunday. When he returned later that night the truck and the 180,000 eggs inside were gone.

Sheriff’s deputies arrested a woman on Tuesday for falsely reporting a school shooting as an April Fools’ Day prank. According to Spartanburg, South Carolina, authorities, Angela Timmons sent a text to her daughter claiming that shots had been fired at Virginia College, where Timmons works. The daughter responded, but didn’t receive an answer and called 911. More than a dozen law enforcement agents rushed to the school, where they found no evidence of a shooting. Timmons later admitted the text was just a joke. She also confessed to pulling similar pranks in the past.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.