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Cops in Dayton, Ohio, arrested a suspected barbecue-grill thief after following a trail of ash that had apparently spilled from the grill as it was being wheeled away.

A 42-year-old Florida (Altamonte Springs) man was released from jail and ordered not to drink alcohol after he was accused of walking around his apartment complex drunk while naked below the waist. Several people saw him, including a woman who said he was jogging down the sidewalk.

Authorities in Minnesota are investigating after the teacher at a Department of Natural Resources firearms safety class accidentally discharged his weapon. A police report said the 76-year-old man, a volunteer instructor, was “very apologetic … for the foolish mistake.”

Police in Spain arrested a burglary suspect accused of breaking into a bar. He was easy to catch because he fell asleep on a couch in the bar.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.