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A San Francisco man whose car was rammed by a hit-and-run female driver in a parking lot tried and tried, but couldn’t describe anything more than her breasts and low-cut dress. He didn’t take note of her car model or plate number, and couldn’t describe her face.

A New Orleans man who allegedly stole custom jewelry didn’t lie low after the theft. Instead, the man sent pictures of himself wearing the necklace to the owner — and dared him to “do something about it.” The images helped police bust the suspect.

Deputies in Florida arrested a Fort Myers man after they say he exposed his genitals to a female cable company employee who was working in the area. The police report says the man then just stood there smiling at her. The woman simply replied, “Dude, really?” When the deputies arrived, they spoke with the 61-year-old man. They say he had a strong scent of alcohol on his breath and his speech was slurred.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.