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A San Francisco man whose car was rammed by a hit-and-run female driver in a parking lot tried and tried, but couldn’t describe anything more than her breasts and low-cut dress. He didn’t take note of her car model or plate number, and couldn’t describe her face.

A New Orleans man who allegedly stole custom jewelry didn’t lie low after the theft. Instead, the man sent pictures of himself wearing the necklace to the owner — and dared him to “do something about it.” The images helped police bust the suspect.

Deputies in Florida arrested a Fort Myers man after they say he exposed his genitals to a female cable company employee who was working in the area. The police report says the man then just stood there smiling at her. The woman simply replied, “Dude, really?” When the deputies arrived, they spoke with the 61-year-old man. They say he had a strong scent of alcohol on his breath and his speech was slurred.

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