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Michigan bank tellers thought a female robber was armed with a bomb Saturday. The woman put a bag on the counter and demanded money. The woman got away. Only after the bomb squad scanned the bag, which the woman left there, were the true contents revealed. It was a couple of cans of spaghetti sauce.

A British woman said she wants her housing authority to find her family a new home because the one they’re in now is haunted. Stacey McGill moved into her home in Loughborough, England, with her partner Carl and their 18-month-old daughter in December. As soon as they moved in, Stacey said she noticed things were odd. Lights turn on and off randomly, as does the microwave. She said she’s left with the feeling of cobwebs on her skin when she walks through the home. She hired a paranormal “investigator” to survey the house. The ghost expert said the home is haunted by a harmless ghost named Nigel who is in his 30s and has a learning disability.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.