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Bradford City, Pennsylvania, police were summoned to a home on a report of a gunshot victim. They arrived to find a 31-year-old man with a gunshot wound to his hand. It was no accident. Police say the man shot himself, on purpose. Police say he was “highly intoxicated” and was “trying to get rid of his wedding ring,” but couldn’t get it off his finger, and therefore decided to “shoot it off.” His finger was nearly severed — but they found his ring was still on his finger.

A Kingsport, Tennessee, woman who prides herself on pulling April Fools’ Day jokes “all the time” went a little too far when she told her sister she had murdered her husband and needed help disposing of the body. The sister shared the horrific news with another relative, who called police. Police arrived and drew their guns drawn on Susan Hudson’s house, then slowly entered the residence. The 52-year-old woman was temporarily cuffed and placed in the back of a squad car, but her husband’s return from work helped corroborate her alibi. Here’s video of Hudson talking about her prank:

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

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PODCAST pod

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gina

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PODCAST pod

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gina

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PODCAST pod

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