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Bradford City, Pennsylvania, police were summoned to a home on a report of a gunshot victim. They arrived to find a 31-year-old man with a gunshot wound to his hand. It was no accident. Police say the man shot himself, on purpose. Police say he was “highly intoxicated” and was “trying to get rid of his wedding ring,” but couldn’t get it off his finger, and therefore decided to “shoot it off.” His finger was nearly severed — but they found his ring was still on his finger.

A Kingsport, Tennessee, woman who prides herself on pulling April Fools’ Day jokes “all the time” went a little too far when she told her sister she had murdered her husband and needed help disposing of the body. The sister shared the horrific news with another relative, who called police. Police arrived and drew their guns drawn on Susan Hudson’s house, then slowly entered the residence. The 52-year-old woman was temporarily cuffed and placed in the back of a squad car, but her husband’s return from work helped corroborate her alibi. Here’s video of Hudson talking about her prank:

Interviews & Bits

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

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Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews Guardians of the Galaxy

Willie Waffle reviews Guardians of the Galaxy and Get On Up.

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Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

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PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard