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The mayor of an Oregon city that throws huge Oktoberfest celebrations isn’t thrilled with the name of its newest bar. Mayor Andrew Otte says The Drunken German is offensive to residents (of Mount Angel) proud of their Bavarian heritage. The bar’s owner, David Borchers, disagrees. He said, “I’m as German as they get; why would I insult my own heritage?”

A homeless woman defecated in a Palm Bay, Florida, front yard and then broke into the home’s back yard, where she took a dip in the pool. The 35-year-old woman told police she was passing through Palm Bay on her way to Washington D.C. to yell at President Obama.

Interviews & Bits

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Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

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What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?

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Andy’s stroller update

Many people have seen Andy’s stroller that he lost in Campustown, but it still hasn’t been located

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You’re lying about flossing

And if you say you aren’t lying, you’re lying about lying!

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Andy’s solution for Melissa’s babysitter problems

As usual, Andy’s “advice” was not very helpful…but it was funny!

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Andy lost a stroller

Andy left a pretty nice stroller in Campustown. Have you seen it?

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Nit Wit News Wednesday: A burrito saves the day!

The real question is, when DOESN’T a burrito save the day?