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A makeshift pizza parlor in a trailer parked near a baseball field in Florida exploded when the pizza man started cooking up his pies. He wasn’t seriously hurt, but the place went up like a spicy meatball when a gas line reportedly malfunctioned.

Gwen Gayden walked out of her Houston home Saturday morning to her Dodge truck and found 8,000 honeybees clinging to a tire. Gayden called animal control, which was unable to help. Eventually, she contacted a local TV news channel, who called up someone called the “Pest Guru” who calmly took care of the situation with such high-tech equipment as a cardboard box and a little broom. The Pest Guru speculated that the bees were drawn to the truck’s maroon color.

Police in Wisconsin arrested a newlywed bride accused of stealing rings from the venue where her reception was held. Investigators said Connie Sykes was caught on security cameras stealing a small display case containing rings from a local jeweler during her wedding reception Sunday. Police said the woman’s bra insert was found near where the case was taken. The case contained 76 rings worth a total of about $1,000.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.