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Nitwit News
Nitwit News

A makeshift pizza parlor in a trailer parked near a baseball field in Florida exploded when the pizza man started cooking up his pies. He wasn’t seriously hurt, but the place went up like a spicy meatball when a gas line reportedly malfunctioned.

Gwen Gayden walked out of her Houston home Saturday morning to her Dodge truck and found 8,000 honeybees clinging to a tire. Gayden called animal control, which was unable to help. Eventually, she contacted a local TV news channel, who called up someone called the “Pest Guru” who calmly took care of the situation with such high-tech equipment as a cardboard box and a little broom. The Pest Guru speculated that the bees were drawn to the truck’s maroon color.

Police in Wisconsin arrested a newlywed bride accused of stealing rings from the venue where her reception was held. Investigators said Connie Sykes was caught on security cameras stealing a small display case containing rings from a local jeweler during her wedding reception Sunday. Police said the woman’s bra insert was found near where the case was taken. The case contained 76 rings worth a total of about $1,000.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!