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A pipe bomb containing rifle gun powder was recently found on the roof of an elementary school in Layton, Utah. Police have since destroyed the horrifying device, but say that things could have been serious had it been joined with a lit fuse. The weird thing about this story: A school maintenance worker found the bomb when he was up working on the roof, and then, for whatever reason, he brought it inside the school before calling the cops.

A Florida (Casselberry) couple is accused of leaving a child alone outside a bar for an hour and a half. A passer-by noticed the 7-year-old boy about 10:30 Friday night and called police.

Deputies responded to a report of a suspicious vehicle stopped in the middle of a Bradenton, Florida, intersection at 1:45 AM on Saturday. When deputies arrived they observed a man asleep at the wheel of a silver Hyundai with the motor running and the gear in drive while the traffic light cycled through multiple sets of green lights. A deputy entered the passenger side of the car and put the vehicle in park and then awoke the driver, who said he was not driving — his brother was. His brother wasn’t in the car.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.