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Nitwit News
Nitwit News

ROBBERS LEAVE FOOTPRINTS IN SNOW _ Six people in Britain allegedly took part in a convenience-store robbery (in Whitnash) and then ran off to an apartment complex. Police tracked down the suspects by following their footprints in the snow.

MEN CAUGHT SMOKING POT IN POLICE LOT _ The New Jersey State Police said a trooper followed the scent of marijuana to a group of alleged pot smokers. It was an easy bust since the law-breakers were in the police barracks parking lot.

MAN SAID HIS “ZIP CODE WAS HOW MUCH HE HAD TO DRINK” _ Bradenton, Florida, police tried to pull over a car that was rolling on its rims Monday morning. After trying to catch up with the vehicle for a short time, it crashed near a hospital. The driver, Bobby Carl Wiley, reportedly had an expired driver’s license. And he was intoxicated. The passenger in the car was also intoxicated and kept giving police his zip code when they asked for his phone number.

WOMAN STABBED BOYFRIEND, TOOK FAKE LEG _ Police in South Carolina said a woman arrested on a domestic violence charge allegedly stabbed her boyfriend and threw his prosthetic legs into the yard.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.