I’ve got a costume party Saturday night and have no idea what to dress as. My wife wants to go as a “couple.” What last-minute ideas do you have?
Dress in pink and carry a feather. What are you? Tickled pink.
Wear all black and put a postage stamp (enlarged if possible) on your chest. What are you? Blackmail.
Wrap yourself in some (or all) aluminum foil. What are you? A baked potato.
Affix one couch cushion to the front of you and one to the back. What are you? The lost TV remote.
Wear all white. Attach (or paint) yellow circle to your stomach. You are an egg. Add horns and a pitchfork and you are a deviled egg.
Paint a shoebox black and attach it to your back. What are you? A refrigerator magnet.
Dress normally. Pin some socks, dryer sheets, hand towels to your shirt. Static cling.
Wear all white. Attach old cups, milk cartons etc to you. What are you? White trash.