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Double Stuf Oreos a scam?
Double Stuf Oreos a scam?

Didn’t everyone learn from Subway when their “footlong” sub measured 11 inches?

Some high school students in a math class have discovered that Double Stuf Oreos only have 1.86 times the stuffing. That’s not double!!!

You don’t order a double cheeseburger and get a patty with almost a full patty on top! So why shouldn’t you get 2 times the stuffing in your Double Stuf Oreo?!?

We should have known something was up when they spelt “stuff” with only one “f.”

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!