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Tuesday, October 22, 201310/22/2013

Nitwit News – October 22

Police in Flint, Michigan, were called to a liquor store for two men who had stolen two cases of beer…

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Thursday, October 17, 201310/17/2013

Nitwit News – October 17

A candy thieving mom abandoned her 1-year-old son after she and two other men were caught stealing almost $300 worth…

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Wednesday, October 16, 201310/16/2013

Nitwit News – October 16

When police arrived at Aisha Clark’s Florida apartment, they asked if she knew why they were there. She allegedly laughed,…

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Tuesday, October 15, 201310/15/2013

Nitwit News – October 15

A crossing guard for a British school said he quit after officials threatened to suspend him. Sixty-five year old Bob…

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Thursday, October 10, 201310/10/2013

Nitwit News – October 10

We’ve all been there before: You just ate at your favorite raw chicken food trailer in that shady part of…

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Monday, October 7, 201310/07/2013

Nitwit News – October 7

Police in American Fork, Utah, put a fake parking ticket on a Barbie toy Jeep that was left in the…

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Friday, October 4, 201310/04/2013

Nitwit News – October 4

An Oklahoma man was arrested on burglary charges after police matched his DNA to something he left behind at the…

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Thursday, October 3, 201310/03/2013

Nitwit News – October 3

Suspected members of a drug trafficking gang in Bolivia tossed a bag containing more than $1,000,000 from a low-flying plane.…

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Wednesday, October 2, 201310/02/2013

Nitwit News – October 2

A dad in the U.K. recently discovered that his 6-year-old twins, a boy and a girl, charged nearly $1,600 worth…

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Tuesday, October 1, 201310/01/2013

Nitwit News – October 1

A South Carolina couple who wanted their wedding guests to remember their ceremony as the “most fun” time rode zip…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

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Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

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Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

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We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.