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Monday, October 7, 201310/07/2013

Nitwit News – October 7

Police in American Fork, Utah, put a fake parking ticket on a Barbie toy Jeep that was left in the…

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Friday, October 4, 201310/04/2013

Nitwit News – October 4

An Oklahoma man was arrested on burglary charges after police matched his DNA to something he left behind at the…

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Thursday, October 3, 201310/03/2013

Nitwit News – October 3

Suspected members of a drug trafficking gang in Bolivia tossed a bag containing more than $1,000,000 from a low-flying plane.…

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Wednesday, October 2, 201310/02/2013

Nitwit News – October 2

A dad in the U.K. recently discovered that his 6-year-old twins, a boy and a girl, charged nearly $1,600 worth…

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Tuesday, October 1, 201310/01/2013

Nitwit News – October 1

A South Carolina couple who wanted their wedding guests to remember their ceremony as the “most fun” time rode zip…

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Monday, September 30, 201309/30/2013

Nitwit News – September 30

Sometimes, you don’t even need the breathalyzer. In Pennsylvania (Cranberry Township) 26-year-old James Paul Andrews began “barking, hissing and growling”…

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Friday, September 27, 201309/27/2013

Nitwit News – September 27

In Hong Kong, a fruit vendor had to be taken to the hospital after she fainted while chasing a man…

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Thursday, September 26, 201309/26/2013

Nitwit News – September 26

U.S. Department of Homeland Security said Border Patrol agents discovered a man swimming off the coast of California with 52½…

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Tuesday, September 24, 201309/24/2013

Nitwit News – September 24

Here’s one way you shouldn’t pay your water bill. In Florida, employees at the Deltona Water office were evacuated Monday…

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Monday, September 23, 201309/23/2013

Nitwit News – September 23

A man became stuck in tar while working in a large tank at a Jacksonville, Florida, asphalt plant Friday, requiring…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.