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Monday, November 18, 201311/18/2013

Nitwit News – November 18

A man in Flint, Michigan, told police he and his wife returned to their home one evening and found the…

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Friday, November 15, 201311/15/2013

Nitwit News – November 15

Police in North Carolina are searching for a man whose gun accidentally fired during a conversation about the Second Amendment…

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Tuesday, November 12, 201311/12/2013

Nitwit News – November 12

An Australian man was mowing long grass when he ran over something solid. He kicked away the brown lump but…

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Monday, November 11, 201311/11/2013

Nitwit News – November 11

The North Carolina Dept. of Transportation last Wednesday warned drivers to stay clear of rain, female drivers, and Obamacare. During…

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Wednesday, November 6, 201311/06/2013

Nitwit News – November 6

In Florida, a fight over where a man parked to go fishing. The altercation began with an exchange of words,…

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Tuesday, November 5, 201311/05/2013

Nitwit News – November 5

After a road accident in Bogota, Colombia, police detained the suspect — a donkey named Maddy. A motorcycle crashed into…

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Monday, November 4, 201311/04/2013

Nitwit News – November 4

It appears the Bigfoot craze is back, with scientists claiming to have found evidence that the creature actually exists, only…

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Friday, November 1, 201311/01/2013

Nitwit News – November 1

A Colorado couple discovered that their Honda Element was torn apart by vandals and thieves. A delivery driver knocked on…

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Wednesday, October 30, 201310/30/2013

Nitwit News – October 30

A small plane crashed and burned at Nashville International Airport early Tuesday, killing the pilot — but the exact time…

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Tuesday, October 29, 201310/29/2013

Nitwit News – October 29

A T-shirt raising awareness for breast cancer got a student suspended from his Moore, Oklahoma, high school. Jeremy Alexander, a…

Interviews & Bits

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Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

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Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

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Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

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We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.