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Nitwit News

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Wednesday, September 3, 201409/03/2014

Nitwit News – September 3

A Houston highway was shut down for hours when crews had to clean up loads of beer a truck spilled.…

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Tuesday, September 2, 201409/02/2014

Nitwit News – September 2

An 8-year-old boy was forced to say goodbye to his pet turtle after airport security in China caught him trying…

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Friday, August 29, 201408/29/2014

Nitwit News – August 29

A drunk man in China became stuck trying to crawl out of a glass ATM enclosure because he couldn’t find…

Wednesday, August 27, 201408/27/2014

Dad Films Daughter’s Selfie Session

The secret of perfect selfies, as everyone knows by now, is taking hundreds of them. You post the best of…

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Thursday, June 5, 201406/05/2014

Nitwit News – June 5

While riding along a mountain pass in the Western Cape province of South Africa, Malcolm Fox was flagged down by…

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Wednesday, June 4, 201406/04/2014

Nitwit News – June 4

The residents of Forest Hills, Pennsylvania, are keeping one eye on the skies after a local resident was knocked unconscious…

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Tuesday, June 3, 201406/03/2014

Nitwit News – June 3

Rosie the Puppy, a three-month-old German Shepherd, gets a little overexcited sometimes. And every now and then, she causes a…

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Friday, May 30, 201405/30/2014

Nitwit News – May 30

Is there a record for the longest strike in bowling? Not the longest streak of strikes, the longest strike —…

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Friday, May 23, 201405/23/2014

NITWIT: Farmer gets naked and….

Kids, don’t try this at home

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Wednesday, May 14, 201405/14/2014

Nitwit News – May 14

WBC heavyweight champion Deontay Wilder has won 31 consecutive decisions by knockout. Needless to say it was widely assumed he…

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!