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Friday, December 13, 201312/13/2013

Nitwit News – December 13

A New York man (Hiram Noel Mendez) who went to check on an acquaintance and found him dead at his…

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Thursday, December 12, 201312/12/2013

Nitwit News – December 12

Officials in Parma, Ohio, said a traffic camera was mistakenly installed — by another city’s police department. A representative for…

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Monday, December 9, 201312/09/2013

Nitwit News – December 9

Audrey Marie Mayo and Matthew Tyler Webb have known each other for about two months. When they first met, she…

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Monday, December 2, 201312/02/2013

Nitwit News – December 2

A family Ohio were in for a nasty surprise after they returned from an out-of-town visit to a dying relative…

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Wednesday, November 27, 201311/27/2013

Nitwit News – November 27

Nathan Baron of Maine was sitting in a chair in the woods on Saturday, hunting. After a while he ate…

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Tuesday, November 26, 201311/26/2013

Nitwit News – November 26

In Memphis, Tennessee, Leon Sheppard Sr. passed away, leaving his entire estate to his two cats. It includes a 4,000-square-foot…

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Monday, November 25, 201311/25/2013

Nitwit News – November 25

A Florida man living in a 55-and-over gated community had two of his cars vandalized recently. Sixty-three-year-old Bhaskar Barot discovered…

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Wednesday, November 20, 201311/20/2013

Nitwit News – November 20

The all-clear was given Tuesday at a Venice, Florida, park after it had been closed down due to what police…

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Monday, November 18, 201311/18/2013

Nitwit News – November 18

A man in Flint, Michigan, told police he and his wife returned to their home one evening and found the…

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Friday, November 15, 201311/15/2013

Nitwit News – November 15

Police in North Carolina are searching for a man whose gun accidentally fired during a conversation about the Second Amendment…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

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Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

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Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

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We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge¬†…¬†and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.