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Thursday, September 25, 201409/25/2014

Nitwit News – September 25

For many of us, that brief time between placing your order at the fast food drive-thru and waiting for your…

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Wednesday, September 24, 201409/24/2014

Nitwit News – September 24

Before his amputation, a guy in The Netherlands told the hospital he wanted to keep his right leg after the…

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Tuesday, September 23, 201409/23/2014

Nitwit News – September 23

A Tennessee man charged with drunken driving told the police officer who arrested him that he would join the Islamic…

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Wednesday, September 17, 201409/17/2014

Nitwit News – September 17

In Australia, a pet goldfish named George was recovering “swimmingly well” after emergency surgery to remove a life-threatening head tumor.…

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Monday, September 15, 201409/15/2014

Nitwit News – September 15

In Copenhagen, Denmark, an off-duty cop was moonlighting as an examiner at the motor vehicle bureau. He was in a…

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Friday, September 12, 201409/12/2014

Nitwit News – September 12

It’s the burger giant that prides itself on its Happy Meals and its “I’m lovin’ it” slogan. But a disabled…

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Wednesday, September 10, 201409/10/2014

Nitwit News – September 10

Doctors in India removed a large tumor from the ovary of a woman who thought she had gained weight because…

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Tuesday, September 9, 201409/09/2014

Nitwit News – September 9

College offers golden opportunities for cultural exploration, self-improvement, and of course, committing felonies that a bystander can easily record on…

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Friday, September 5, 201409/05/2014

Nitwit News – September 5

A grounds crew got a bit overzealous recently and gave a Maryland high school artificial turf field a trim with…

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Thursday, September 4, 201409/04/2014

Nitwit News – September 4

Who hasn’t been the parent or the kid in this scenario? You’re slowly driving down your driveway and then plop…

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!