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Thursday, September 25, 201409/25/2014

Nitwit News – September 25

For many of us, that brief time between placing your order at the fast food drive-thru and waiting for your…

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Wednesday, September 24, 201409/24/2014

Nitwit News – September 24

Before his amputation, a guy in The Netherlands told the hospital he wanted to keep his right leg after the…

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Tuesday, September 23, 201409/23/2014

Nitwit News – September 23

A Tennessee man charged with drunken driving told the police officer who arrested him that he would join the Islamic…

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Wednesday, September 17, 201409/17/2014

Nitwit News – September 17

In Australia, a pet goldfish named George was recovering “swimmingly well” after emergency surgery to remove a life-threatening head tumor.…

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Monday, September 15, 201409/15/2014

Nitwit News – September 15

In Copenhagen, Denmark, an off-duty cop was moonlighting as an examiner at the motor vehicle bureau. He was in a…

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Friday, September 12, 201409/12/2014

Nitwit News – September 12

It’s the burger giant that prides itself on its Happy Meals and its “I’m lovin’ it” slogan. But a disabled…

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Wednesday, September 10, 201409/10/2014

Nitwit News – September 10

Doctors in India removed a large tumor from the ovary of a woman who thought she had gained weight because…

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Tuesday, September 9, 201409/09/2014

Nitwit News – September 9

College offers golden opportunities for cultural exploration, self-improvement, and of course, committing felonies that a bystander can easily record on…

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Friday, September 5, 201409/05/2014

Nitwit News – September 5

A grounds crew got a bit overzealous recently and gave a Maryland high school artificial turf field a trim with…

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Thursday, September 4, 201409/04/2014

Nitwit News – September 4

Who hasn’t been the parent or the kid in this scenario? You’re slowly driving down your driveway and then plop…

Interviews & Bits

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Nitwit News Thursday- Talking Christmas Tree

What every community needs…a talking Christmas Tree!

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Praying can be dangerous

Be careful when praying before your meal! You may burn yourself

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Gina Wants You to Laugh More

Kids laugh WAY more than adults. Why? How do we laugh more? Life coach Gina tells us.

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Are Tim and Faith divorcing?

One website says there are clues that the two are finished! Holstein and Company is calling bull

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Is it okay to wear underwear more than one day?

Scientists say yes! Melissa says YUCK

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Nitwit News Monday- Thieves butt-dial their victim

If you’re going to rob someone, you may want to lock your smartphones’ keypad

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Weird Fears and Phobias

People have some strange fears, including balloons, worms, cotton balls and unfinished wooden benches!