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Monday, March 10, 201403/10/2014

Nitwit News – March 10

Security video cameras captured a man robbing a thrift store in Australia. The man was wearing nothing but a G-string.…

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Friday, March 7, 201403/07/2014

Nitwit News – March 7

More than 20 police vehicles and a Dallas, Texas, SWAT team went to an apartment building where a woman had…

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Thursday, March 6, 201403/06/2014

Nitwit News – March 6

A 51-year-old man walked into a Kansas restaurant (Carniceria el Guero) Monday night shortly after 8 p.m. and just started…

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Thursday, February 27, 201402/27/2014

Nitwit News – February 27

There are times in life when an unusual last name just does you no good. For instance in Kankakee County…

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Wednesday, February 26, 201402/26/2014

Nitwit News – February 26

Listen, for most of us pizzas are for eating. Whatever else you do with them is your business and no…

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Friday, February 21, 201402/21/2014

Nitwit News – February 21

The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a man suffered head and body injuries after he hit a mailbox while hanging out…

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Tuesday, February 18, 201402/18/2014

Nitwit News – February 18

Brunswick, Ohio, police were called out to a grocery store one morning about a customer throwing grocery items at an…

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Thursday, February 6, 201402/06/2014

Nitwit News – February 6

Authorities in Spain discovered 37 large backpacks filled with 2,000 pounds of cocaine floating in the water. The backpacks were…

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Monday, February 3, 201402/03/2014

Nitwit News – February 3

When Lake Tahoe fisherman Stephen Garnett reeled in a shiny object recently, he initially thought it was a smartphone. Upon…

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Monday, February 3, 201402/03/2014

Nitwit News – April 2

A semi-truck containing fragile cargo was reported stolen from behind a southwest Florida 7-Eleven. The truck’s driver told deputies he…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

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Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

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Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

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We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge¬†…¬†and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.