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Monday, April 7, 201404/07/2014

Nitwit News – April 7

A three-alarm fire broke out at a wedding outside Boston just after the bride and groom were pronounced husband and…

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Wednesday, April 2, 201404/02/2014

Nitwit News – April 2

A semi-truck containing fragile cargo was reported stolen from behind a southwest Florida 7-Eleven. The truck’s driver told deputies he…

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Tuesday, April 1, 201404/01/2014

Nitwit News – April 1

A young man in central Sweden found himself the owner of a military tank last week after he saw it…

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Tuesday, March 25, 201403/25/2014

Nitwit News – March 25

March Madness apparently came early for a 33-year-old man after police say he drank $80 worth of alcohol, set a…

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Wednesday, March 19, 201403/19/2014

Nitwit News – March 19

A 31-year-old woman is accused of biting off part of her ex-boyfriend’s ear. The woman became ‘enraged” when he mentioned…

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Tuesday, March 18, 201403/18/2014

Nitwit News – March 18

An upstate New York man (Oneonta) faces charges after New York State Police say he was arrested twice in the…

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Wednesday, March 12, 201403/12/2014

Nitwit News – March 12

A groom on his honeymoon got into a drunken argument with his bride aboard a flight from Atlanta to Costa…

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Tuesday, March 11, 201403/11/2014

Nitwit News – March 11

Two Sacramento, California, drivers were stung by bees hundreds of times after one car collided with a tree and angered…

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Monday, March 10, 201403/10/2014

Nitwit News – March 10

Security video cameras captured a man robbing a thrift store in Australia. The man was wearing nothing but a G-string.…

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Friday, March 7, 201403/07/2014

Nitwit News – March 7

More than 20 police vehicles and a Dallas, Texas, SWAT team went to an apartment building where a woman had…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

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We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge¬†…¬†and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.