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Tuesday, March 24, 201503/24/2015

Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Friday, March 20, 201503/20/2015

Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

Robber

Thursday, March 19, 201503/19/2015

Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression

Cop Car

Wednesday, March 18, 201503/18/2015

Nitwit News Wednesday- Man call cops on a girlfriend that stole his cocaine

If someone steals your drugs, you’re out of luck, unless you want a direct ride to jail.

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Tuesday, March 17, 201503/17/2015

Nitwit News Tuesday

A new bus in Britain runs on human waste…yuck!

DL-Prom

Thursday, March 12, 201503/12/2015

Nitwit News Thursday- Will you GOAT to Prom with me?

A boy stole a goat to ask a girl to prom

Robber

Wednesday, March 11, 201503/11/2015

Nitwit News Wednesday

Whoops! The getaway driver leaves the robber behind; plus, changing an unusual street name

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Tuesday, March 10, 201503/10/2015

Nitwit News Tuesday

A pilot is in trouble for letting women in the cockpit

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Monday, March 9, 201503/09/2015

Nitwit News Monday- Worst 1st Date EVER

You think you’ve had bad dates? This woman got her car stolen

LIGHTNING

Friday, March 6, 201503/06/2015

Nitwit News Friday- Plane struck by lightning

It wasn’t just any plane hit by lightning: this was a flight to help people get over their fear of flying!

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