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Tuesday, September 23, 201409/23/2014

Nitwit News – September 23

A Tennessee man charged with drunken driving told the police officer who arrested him that he would join the Islamic…

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Wednesday, September 17, 201409/17/2014

Nitwit News – September 17

In Australia, a pet goldfish named George was recovering “swimmingly well” after emergency surgery to remove a life-threatening head tumor.…

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Monday, September 15, 201409/15/2014

Nitwit News – September 15

In Copenhagen, Denmark, an off-duty cop was moonlighting as an examiner at the motor vehicle bureau. He was in a…

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Friday, September 12, 201409/12/2014

Nitwit News – September 12

It’s the burger giant that prides itself on its Happy Meals and its “I’m lovin’ it” slogan. But a disabled…

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Wednesday, September 10, 201409/10/2014

Nitwit News – September 10

Doctors in India removed a large tumor from the ovary of a woman who thought she had gained weight because…

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Tuesday, September 9, 201409/09/2014

Nitwit News – September 9

College offers golden opportunities for cultural exploration, self-improvement, and of course, committing felonies that a bystander can easily record on…

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Friday, September 5, 201409/05/2014

Nitwit News – September 5

A grounds crew got a bit overzealous recently and gave a Maryland high school artificial turf field a trim with…

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Thursday, September 4, 201409/04/2014

Nitwit News – September 4

Who hasn’t been the parent or the kid in this scenario? You’re slowly driving down your driveway and then plop…

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Wednesday, September 3, 201409/03/2014

Nitwit News – September 3

A Houston highway was shut down for hours when crews had to clean up loads of beer a truck spilled.…

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Tuesday, September 2, 201409/02/2014

Nitwit News – September 2

An 8-year-old boy was forced to say goodbye to his pet turtle after airport security in China caught him trying…

Interviews & Bits

Dustin Lynch

Why did you need stitches?

Dustin Lynch was hit in the face with a can of beer mid-concert and needed stitches. What happened that you…

A house overrun with spiders

Thousands of spiders bleeding from the walls.