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Monday, July 29, 201307/29/2013

Nitwit News – July 29

Police in Winter Haven, Florida, are looking for three sweet-tooth thieves. The three men entered a Walmart, went to the…

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Friday, July 26, 201307/26/2013

Nitwit News – July 26

Texan Nancy Allen was hiking with her daughter 6,000 feet up Washington state’s Mt. St. Helens on Wednesday when she…

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Thursday, July 25, 201307/25/2013

Nitwit News – July 25

A go-getter lawyer who recently passed his bar exam decided to hit the ground running with a mass email blast…

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Wednesday, April 24, 201304/24/2013

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A pipe bomb containing rifle gun powder was recently found on the roof of an elementary school in Layton, Utah.…

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Monday, April 22, 201304/22/2013

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A Long Island, New York, woman bought a BB gun, then drove her two children and another boy around and…

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Monday, April 22, 201304/22/2013

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A Long Island, New York, woman bought a BB gun, then drove her two children and another boy around and…

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Friday, April 19, 201304/19/2013

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Cops in Dayton, Ohio, arrested a suspected barbecue-grill thief after following a trail of ash that had apparently spilled from…

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Thursday, April 18, 201304/18/2013

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We spotted this on USAToday.com: A former Croatian soccer star (Josip Gašpar) who’d become a coach stole the credit card…

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Monday, April 15, 201304/15/2013

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A San Francisco man whose car was rammed by a hit-and-run female driver in a parking lot tried and tried,…

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Thursday, April 11, 201304/11/2013

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Maria Carreiro of Toronto thought she had won big bucks in last week’s Lotto Max drawing. She checked her numbers…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.