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Tuesday, August 13, 201308/13/2013

Nitwit News – August 13

A promotional stunt went awry Friday in Seoul, South Korea, where LG Electronics promised to give away 100 advance models…

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Monday, August 12, 201308/12/2013

Nitwit News – August 12

A Russian man tired of credit-card offers turned the tables on the country’s biggest online bank by drawing up his…

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Friday, August 9, 201308/09/2013

Nitwit News – August 9

A Houston man came within one strike of a perfect game but as his ball was approaching the pins the…

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Thursday, August 8, 201308/08/2013

Nitwit News – August 8

Matthew Oliver was named the “Fugitive of the Day” by the Pasco County, Florida, Sheriff’s Office; there was a warrant…

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Wednesday, August 7, 201308/07/2013

Nitwit News – August 7

Four guys in Newport Beach, California, were hauled off to jail for suspicion of stealing a sandwich from a parked…

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Tuesday, August 6, 201308/06/2013

Nitwit News – August 6

An Orange County, California, sheriff’s deputy was arraigned Monday for misdemeanor assault, stemming from a bad case of tainted pizza.…

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Monday, August 5, 201308/05/2013

Nitwit News – August 5

A free-lance film crew shooting a scene in a Glendora, California, coffee shop gave unsuspecting citizens and cops a scare…

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Friday, August 2, 201308/02/2013

Nitwit News – August 2

An officer responding to an alarm at Mainland High School in Daytona Beach, Florida, pulled over Vincent Ewell and Lindsay…

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Thursday, August 1, 201308/01/2013

Nitwit News – August 1

When the St. Petersburg, Florida, fire department arrived to respond to an electrical fire inside a house, they found flames…

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Wednesday, July 31, 201307/31/2013

Nitwit News – July 31

A group of US Air Force pilots have come up with an insignia that is bound to stun the enemy…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

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Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

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Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

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We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.