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Wednesday, September 18, 201309/18/2013

Nitwit News – September 18

After a runner taking a selfie caused a pile-up at this year’s Hong Kong Marathon, the marathon’s organizers aren’t taking…

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Tuesday, September 17, 201309/17/2013

Nitwit News – September 17

An Italy-based businessman (Pourmohseni Hadi) complained of vibrations, rattles, jolts, and bad shifts in his $160,000 2008 BMW M6. BMW…

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Monday, September 16, 201309/16/2013

Nitwit News – September 16

A police warning has been released because a clown has been scaring the residents of Northampton, England. A man has…

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Thursday, September 12, 201309/12/2013

Nitwit News – September 12

A Russian man likely will rethink his habit of sleeping with a gun after his pistol discharged and hit him…

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Wednesday, September 11, 201309/11/2013

Nitwit News – September 11

Baltimore police have released tapes of two 911 calls a man made August 26. On the tapes the voice on…

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Tuesday, September 10, 201309/10/2013

Nitwit News – September 10

A man with the world’s longest tongue is set to retain his record after it kept growing. Stephen Taylor’s tongue…

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Monday, September 9, 201309/09/2013

Nitwit News – September 9

A trio of men were completely unsuccessful in their attempt to rob a man a Michigan (Flint) man. One of…

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Friday, September 6, 201309/06/2013

Nitwit News – September 6

Hear Nitwit News weeekday mornings on Holstein & Company: 6:05 and 8:05! A woman in Romania is charged with going…

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Thursday, September 5, 201309/05/2013

Nitwit News – September 5

A Scottish couple said they spent $1.56 on their wedding, which involved a volunteer minister and a pot luck reception.…

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Wednesday, September 4, 201309/04/2013

Nitwit News – September 4

Smugglers in Kazakhstan built a 1,600-foot pipeline under the River Chu to deliver vodka to neighboring Kyrgyzstan. A couple in…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.