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Wednesday, October 1, 201410/01/2014

Nitwit News – October 1

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Monday, September 29, 201409/29/2014

Nitwit News – September 29

We’re not sure this story’s real, but it’s still fun enough to share. Over the course of 15 years a…

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Friday, September 26, 201409/26/2014

Nitwit News – September 26

A Canadian man was caught at the Detroit border trying to smuggle back into Canada 51 live turtles hiding in…

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Thursday, September 25, 201409/25/2014

Nitwit News – September 25

For many of us, that brief time between placing your order at the fast food drive-thru and waiting for your…

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Wednesday, September 24, 201409/24/2014

Nitwit News – September 24

Before his amputation, a guy in The Netherlands told the hospital he wanted to keep his right leg after the…

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Tuesday, September 23, 201409/23/2014

Nitwit News – September 23

A Tennessee man charged with drunken driving told the police officer who arrested him that he would join the Islamic…

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Wednesday, September 17, 201409/17/2014

Nitwit News – September 17

In Australia, a pet goldfish named George was recovering “swimmingly well” after emergency surgery to remove a life-threatening head tumor.…

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Monday, September 15, 201409/15/2014

Nitwit News – September 15

In Copenhagen, Denmark, an off-duty cop was moonlighting as an examiner at the motor vehicle bureau. He was in a…

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Friday, September 12, 201409/12/2014

Nitwit News – September 12

It’s the burger giant that prides itself on its Happy Meals and its “I’m lovin’ it” slogan. But a disabled…

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Wednesday, September 10, 201409/10/2014

Nitwit News – September 10

Doctors in India removed a large tumor from the ovary of a woman who thought she had gained weight because…

Interviews & Bits

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Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

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Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

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Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

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We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.