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Wednesday, September 17, 201409/17/2014

Nitwit News – September 17

In Australia, a pet goldfish named George was recovering “swimmingly well” after emergency surgery to remove a life-threatening head tumor.…

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Monday, September 15, 201409/15/2014

Nitwit News – September 15

In Copenhagen, Denmark, an off-duty cop was moonlighting as an examiner at the motor vehicle bureau. He was in a…

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Friday, September 12, 201409/12/2014

Nitwit News – September 12

It’s the burger giant that prides itself on its Happy Meals and its “I’m lovin’ it” slogan. But a disabled…

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Wednesday, September 10, 201409/10/2014

Nitwit News – September 10

Doctors in India removed a large tumor from the ovary of a woman who thought she had gained weight because…

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Tuesday, September 9, 201409/09/2014

Nitwit News – September 9

College offers golden opportunities for cultural exploration, self-improvement, and of course, committing felonies that a bystander can easily record on…

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Friday, September 5, 201409/05/2014

Nitwit News – September 5

A grounds crew got a bit overzealous recently and gave a Maryland high school artificial turf field a trim with…

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Thursday, September 4, 201409/04/2014

Nitwit News – September 4

Who hasn’t been the parent or the kid in this scenario? You’re slowly driving down your driveway and then plop…

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Wednesday, September 3, 201409/03/2014

Nitwit News – September 3

A Houston highway was shut down for hours when crews had to clean up loads of beer a truck spilled.…

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Tuesday, September 2, 201409/02/2014

Nitwit News – September 2

An 8-year-old boy was forced to say goodbye to his pet turtle after airport security in China caught him trying…

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Friday, August 29, 201408/29/2014

Nitwit News – August 29

A drunk man in China became stuck trying to crawl out of a glass ATM enclosure because he couldn’t find…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

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Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

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Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

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We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.