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Nitwit News

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Tuesday, September 2, 201409/02/2014

Nitwit News – September 2

An 8-year-old boy was forced to say goodbye to his pet turtle after airport security in China caught him trying…

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Friday, August 29, 201408/29/2014

Nitwit News – August 29

A drunk man in China became stuck trying to crawl out of a glass ATM enclosure because he couldn’t find…

Wednesday, August 27, 201408/27/2014

Dad Films Daughter’s Selfie Session

The secret of perfect selfies, as everyone knows by now, is taking hundreds of them. You post the best of…

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Thursday, June 5, 201406/05/2014

Nitwit News – June 5

While riding along a mountain pass in the Western Cape province of South Africa, Malcolm Fox was flagged down by…

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Wednesday, June 4, 201406/04/2014

Nitwit News – June 4

The residents of Forest Hills, Pennsylvania, are keeping one eye on the skies after a local resident was knocked unconscious…

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Tuesday, June 3, 201406/03/2014

Nitwit News – June 3

Rosie the Puppy, a three-month-old German Shepherd, gets a little overexcited sometimes. And every now and then, she causes a…

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Friday, May 30, 201405/30/2014

Nitwit News – May 30

Is there a record for the longest strike in bowling? Not the longest streak of strikes, the longest strike —…

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Friday, May 23, 201405/23/2014

NITWIT: Farmer gets naked and….

Kids, don’t try this at home

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Wednesday, May 14, 201405/14/2014

Nitwit News – May 14

WBC heavyweight champion Deontay Wilder has won 31 consecutive decisions by knockout. Needless to say it was widely assumed he…

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Thursday, May 8, 201405/08/2014

Nitwit News – May 8

Fort Pierce, Florida, police went to a home and spoke to 60-year-old Yeteva McCollum, who said her son called her…

Interviews & Bits

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

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We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Guardians of the Galaxy

Willie Waffle reviews Guardians of the Galaxy and Get On Up.

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Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

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Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard