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Best Parenting Tweets
Best Parenting Tweets

What moms and dads have shared recently on Twitter.

• If you’re wondering if “mom brain” is real, I just put perfume on for a Skype call. Sit with that. (@BunmiLaditan)

• Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today. (@Shock_Monster)

• My toddler is so effective at preventing me from getting any work done that she’s legally considered a member of Congress. (@DLin71)

• Before you go crazy on those baby-making plans, just remember children need to be fed THREE+ times a day. Think about it. Think hard. (@carlykimmel)

• For her bday my daughter REALLY wants the $130 Isabelle American Girl doll…or the $20 doll from the craft store. Decisions, decisions… (@LetMeStart)

• Sorry kids, when the ice cream truck plays music, it means he’s all out of ice cream. (@liberalcannon)

• Ben starts baseball practice tomorrow, so I start my bi-weekly prayer for rain. (@ScaryMommy)

• That special moment in a Dad’s life when he looks at his kids & realizes that they’re FINALLY big enough to get him a beer outta the fridge. (@dshack8)

• My 4yo son is singing in the shower, “I’m pooooping in the shower right now!” He’s bluffing. Totally bluffing. He may not be bluffing. (@SammyHuntington)

• Only 95% of my conversations with my wife involve a child’s bowel movements, so, no, the romance isn’t dead. (@XplodingUnicorn)

• Toddlers are like puppies who wear shoes and can talk. (@Faux_Ma)

• Dear English language: I’m proposing the word ‘sleep’ is dropped from the word ‘sleepover’. Signed, A tired parent. (@jetts31)

Interviews & Bits

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews Guardians of the Galaxy

Willie Waffle reviews Guardians of the Galaxy and Get On Up.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard

PODCAST pod

Willie Reviews 3 New Movies

Willie Waffle reviews Hercules, Lucy and And So It Goes.

gina

Gina: Is It OK To Delete Stuff Off DVR

Is it OK for Melissa to delete stuff off the DVR without telling her husband?

PODCAST pod

Andy Calls WIXY To Quit

Hear what happens when Andy calls the station to say he’s quitting.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews 3 New Films

Willie Waffle reviews Planes: Fire & Rescue, Sex Tape and The Purge: Anarchy.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce and the Local Flooding

Sgt. Bruce was on duty Saturday, July 12, when WIXY Country got 5+ inches of rain.