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Best Parenting Tweets
Best Parenting Tweets

What moms and dads have shared recently on Twitter.

• If you’re wondering if “mom brain” is real, I just put perfume on for a Skype call. Sit with that. (@BunmiLaditan)

• Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today. (@Shock_Monster)

• My toddler is so effective at preventing me from getting any work done that she’s legally considered a member of Congress. (@DLin71)

• Before you go crazy on those baby-making plans, just remember children need to be fed THREE+ times a day. Think about it. Think hard. (@carlykimmel)

• For her bday my daughter REALLY wants the $130 Isabelle American Girl doll…or the $20 doll from the craft store. Decisions, decisions… (@LetMeStart)

• Sorry kids, when the ice cream truck plays music, it means he’s all out of ice cream. (@liberalcannon)

• Ben starts baseball practice tomorrow, so I start my bi-weekly prayer for rain. (@ScaryMommy)

• That special moment in a Dad’s life when he looks at his kids & realizes that they’re FINALLY big enough to get him a beer outta the fridge. (@dshack8)

• My 4yo son is singing in the shower, “I’m pooooping in the shower right now!” He’s bluffing. Totally bluffing. He may not be bluffing. (@SammyHuntington)

• Only 95% of my conversations with my wife involve a child’s bowel movements, so, no, the romance isn’t dead. (@XplodingUnicorn)

• Toddlers are like puppies who wear shoes and can talk. (@Faux_Ma)

• Dear English language: I’m proposing the word ‘sleep’ is dropped from the word ‘sleepover’. Signed, A tired parent. (@jetts31)

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse