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Best Parenting Tweets
Best Parenting Tweets

What moms and dads have shared recently on Twitter.

• If you’re wondering if “mom brain” is real, I just put perfume on for a Skype call. Sit with that. (@BunmiLaditan)

• Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today. (@Shock_Monster)

• My toddler is so effective at preventing me from getting any work done that she’s legally considered a member of Congress. (@DLin71)

• Before you go crazy on those baby-making plans, just remember children need to be fed THREE+ times a day. Think about it. Think hard. (@carlykimmel)

• For her bday my daughter REALLY wants the $130 Isabelle American Girl doll…or the $20 doll from the craft store. Decisions, decisions… (@LetMeStart)

• Sorry kids, when the ice cream truck plays music, it means he’s all out of ice cream. (@liberalcannon)

• Ben starts baseball practice tomorrow, so I start my bi-weekly prayer for rain. (@ScaryMommy)

• That special moment in a Dad’s life when he looks at his kids & realizes that they’re FINALLY big enough to get him a beer outta the fridge. (@dshack8)

• My 4yo son is singing in the shower, “I’m pooooping in the shower right now!” He’s bluffing. Totally bluffing. He may not be bluffing. (@SammyHuntington)

• Only 95% of my conversations with my wife involve a child’s bowel movements, so, no, the romance isn’t dead. (@XplodingUnicorn)

• Toddlers are like puppies who wear shoes and can talk. (@Faux_Ma)

• Dear English language: I’m proposing the word ‘sleep’ is dropped from the word ‘sleepover’. Signed, A tired parent. (@jetts31)

Interviews & Bits

Dustin Lynch

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