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“Amnesia Guy” thinks wife is hot
“Amnesia Guy” thinks wife is hot

What would your spouse say if they woke up with amnesia and saw you “for the first time” again?

Jason Mortenson awoke from surgery with temporary amnesia (it’s common). His wife was by his bed making sure he ate crackers when he started to hit on her. Imagine his surprise when he learned she was his wife!
“Oh my God, I hit the jackpot!” “Man, have we kissed yet?” “Do we call each other ‘baby’?”

So sweet, although the video has a dirty word in it.
*Hear* his reaction (edited) by clicking the play button below.

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