Holstein and Company Mornings

“Amnesia Guy” thinks wife is hot
“Amnesia Guy” thinks wife is hot

What would your spouse say if they woke up with amnesia and saw you “for the first time” again?

Jason Mortenson awoke from surgery with temporary amnesia (it’s common). His wife was by his bed making sure he ate crackers when he started to hit on her. Imagine his surprise when he learned she was his wife!
“Oh my God, I hit the jackpot!” “Man, have we kissed yet?” “Do we call each other ‘baby’?”

So sweet, although the video has a dirty word in it.
*Hear* his reaction (edited) by clicking the play button below.

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Interviews & Bits

Cop Car

WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!

Showbiz Smackdown Thursday

Dave from Rossville played “Who’s that Gary Guy?” in one of the final Showbiz Smackdowns!

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Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression