Holstein and Company Mornings

70 MPH in Illinois?

A bill is on Gov Quinn’s desk to increase the speed limit to 70; it passed the senate and house and awaits his signature.

One caller this morning said this: “We are so bankrupt in this state… how are we going to pay for all the new signs? They all have to be replaced!”

That is why I advocate a speed limit of 85. It would be cheaper to get a sharpie and change the ‘6’ to an ‘8,’ just like kids used to change D’s to B’s on their report cards.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse