Holstein and Company Mornings

70 MPH in Illinois?

A bill is on Gov Quinn’s desk to increase the speed limit to 70; it passed the senate and house and awaits his signature.

One caller this morning said this: “We are so bankrupt in this state… how are we going to pay for all the new signs? They all have to be replaced!”

That is why I advocate a speed limit of 85. It would be cheaper to get a sharpie and change the ‘6’ to an ‘8,’ just like kids used to change D’s to B’s on their report cards.

Interviews & Bits

movie willie waffle

Willie Waffle Friday March 6

Willie reviews The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, Chappie and Unfinished Business

LIGHTNING

Nitwit News Friday- Plane struck by lightning

It wasn’t just any plane hit by lightning: this was a flight to help people get over their fear of flying!

snow plow

Good News Friday- Awesome neighbors

When a sick boy needed to get to the hospital, the neighbors shoveled the snow filled street!

Big Stocking Christmas

Nitwit News Thursday- Talking Christmas Tree

What every community needs…a talking Christmas Tree!

steak

Praying can be dangerous

Be careful when praying before your meal! You may burn yourself

gina

Gina Wants You to Laugh More

Kids laugh WAY more than adults. Why? How do we laugh more? Life coach Gina tells us.

Tim McGraw

Are Tim and Faith divorcing?

One website says there are clues that the two are finished! Holstein and Company is calling bull