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25 best college football names of 2013
25 best college football names of 2013

USA Today found the best names in college football. These aren’t nicknames!

1. ‘Fudge’ Van Hooser (Tulane WR)
T-2. Wave & Blaze Ryder (Navy DB & C)
4. Silverberry Mouhon (Cincinnati DL)
5. Thor Jozwiak (South Florida OL)
6. Win Homer (Boston College OL)
7. ‘Chocolate’ Wilson (Marshall DB)
8. De’Asian Richardson (Louisville DL)
9. Spiffy Evans (Boston College WR)
10. Taco Charlton (Michigan DL)
11. Dee Liner (Alabama DL)
12. Spencer Drango (Baylor OL)
13. Chongo Kondolo (Nebraska OL)
14. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (Alabama DB)
15. Jerry ‘BooBoo’ Gates (Bowling Green DB)
16. Chris Blewitt (Pittsburgh PK)
17. Johnny Ragin III (Cal LB)
18. Cassanova McKinzy (Auburn LB)
19. ‘Money’ Hunter (Arkansas State DB)
20. Sirgregory Thornton (Arkansas State RB)
21. Munchie Legaux (Cincinnati QB)
22. Robert Godhigh (Georgia Tech RB)
23. Konockus Sashington (North Texas RB)
24. Hugs Etienne (Wisconsin DB)
25. Pharoah McKever (NC State WR)

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