Weekdays: 2 – 7pm
I hate clowns. If you approach me dressed as one, I will administer a beatdown. Double that if you approach my daughter.
Last movie I went to and when: I can’t even remember what I had for lunch.
Alcoholic beverage of choice: Free, preferably.
Top five movies of all time: Blues Brothers, Animal House, Blazing Saddles, From Dusk ’til Dawn, Dazed and Confused. Great Soundtrack.
When I hit the Lottery: I will disappear. If you can find me, I’m buyin’.
I can’t stand: Keanu Reeves, American Idol, the Ford Festiva, rednecks, okra, Oprah, diva chicks, MTV, Michael Bolton, Michael Jackson, Michael Moore, The ACLU, auto repair, Jennifer Aniston, Korean food, hangovers, tough guys, hip hop, kids who work at home improvement stores who think they can administer advice just because they wear a red vest, any cologne but Old Spice and public toilets. Oh yeah… and clowns.
Favorite Phrase: “Smoothe move, tarpaper”